Why is the song “4 Minutes” 4 minutes and 6 seconds long?
i hate bugs when im rich and i see a bug in my house im just going to leave and buy a new house
(via kanyewesticle)
my ex classmates r so cute</$
(via k1mkardashian)
a horse walks into a bar
the bartender says “haha smoke weed”
horse doesn’t reply because he is a horse
(via kanyewesticle)
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
(via okatu)
